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Jokes

  • What Sport?

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    What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf. (Golf starts with a tee!)

  • Dumpster

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    What’s worse than 10 babies in one dumpster? 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

  • Les Yeux Noir

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    A regular at Bob’s bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. “Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?” “Nojoke gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.”

  • Wait, What?

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    How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes twenty se- hey, this is in the wrong cat!

  • Lettuce and Tomato

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    One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to go faster say “tomatos” So they were getting…

  • Television

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    You know you’re a redneck when your brand new tv is sitting on your old ones.

  • T-Shirt

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    I was walking around and I saw somejoke selling a shirt that said this: F.B.I. Female joke Inspector

  • Pokemon Trainer

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    A Pokemon Trainer walks into a STD help center. The nurse there says “Sorry, but it looks like you’ve caught ’em all”

  • How to Tell When a Blonde is Having a Bad Day…

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    How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? She has her tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!

  • Three People in Jail

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    Three people had been sentenced to be put in jail for ten years, and they asked each one of them to say one thing that he wants to have with him in the chamber. The first one said, “I want you to put 1 ton of steak with me,” so they did and they locked…

  • How Greeks Do Business

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    How Greeks Do Business CON talks to his son George. CON (father): “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.” GEORGE (son): “I will choose my own bride!” CON (father): “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..” GEORGE (son): “Well, in that case… okay.” Next CON approaches Bill Gates. CON (father): “I have…

  • Best Joke Ever 🙂

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    This is the best joke ever! Give it a full smiley 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂