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# 16 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, “Gadsby,” without any word containing the letter “e.” # 17 In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed. # 18 In the first century, people used to drink goats milk to sweeten their breath. # 19 In many…

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? When something’s funny why is it called a “knee-slapper” when you actually slap your thigh?…

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This is what happen to a boy and his father: Son: dad i want to marry. Father: who do you want to marry? Son: your mother. Father: why do you want to marry my mother? Son: because you also marry my mother. 🙂

Carton of eggs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ $3 Ski mask~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ $14 Tickets to a Brittany concert~~~~~~ $84 Egging the crap out of America’s Pop Princess?? PRICELESS

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” – Jack Benny “When I was born I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen “I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a…