Jokes
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Movie Stars II
in JokesHow many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!
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Escaping Conviction
in JokesA prisoner in the new Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh attempted to evade his punishment by engineering an escape from his confinement. Jerome constructed a hundred-foot rope of bedsheets, broke through a supposedly shatter-proof cell window, began to climb to freedom down his makeshift ladder. It is not known whether his plan took into account…
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Two Elderly Ladies…
in JokesTwo elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch. One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get frisky?” The other replies, “Oh, sure I do.” The first woman asks, “What do you do about it?” The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.” After a few moments, the first old lady asks, “Who…
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Who’s There?
in JokesKnock Knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it’s cold out here.
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Orange Date
in JokesHow to break up a dating couple: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I dumped your girlfriend last night?
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Six Most Important Men in a Women’s Life
in JokesSix Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life THE DOCTOR, because he says, “Take your clothes off.” THE DENTIST, because he says, “Open wide.” THE HAIRDRESSER, because he says, “Do you want them teased or blown?” THE MILKMAN, because he says, “Do you want it in the back or in the front?” THE INTERIOR DECORATOR,…
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5 Jokes (21)
in Jokes1 Why don’t blondes eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper. 2 Why don’t blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. 3 Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show. 4 Why don’t a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands? The vacuum in her head…