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Jokes

  • Your Mama

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    Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

  • A Blonde Rancher

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    A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells…

  • Rabinovich Notes

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    Rabinovich notes: “I would prefer it the other way round.”

  • Receptionist Etiquette

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    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very…

  • 美国军队盛传的莫非定律

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    1. You are not a superman. 　　你不是超人。 　　2. If it’s stupid but works，it isn’t stupid. 　　如果一个蠢方法有效，那它就不是一个蠢方法。 　　3.Don’t look conspicuous-it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called”Bomb Magnets”.) 　　不要太显眼，因为那会引人攻击。（这就是航空母舰被称为”炸弹磁铁”的原因。） 　　4. When in doubt，empty your magazine. 　　有问题时，清空你的弹匣。 　5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 　　别和比你勇敢的战友躲在同一个弹坑里。 　6. Never forget that your weapon…

  • Quickies

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    I saw that my low-fuel light was on, so I stopped and got $10 worth of gas. And when I was done, I saw that my low-fuel light was still on. Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. There can’t be any life on Mars. They…

  • Understatement

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    A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored…

  • After Sex

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    How does a blond turn the light on after sex? ANSWER: She opens the car door.

  • Best of the Worst Country Song Titles

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    *Do You Love As Good As You Look? *Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life *Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure *Here’s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares *How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? *Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral *I…

  • The Bottle

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    Two men were riding on a train. One of them had a bottle in his coat pocket, and the other one wanted it. Finally the train went through a dark tunnel and the man was able to take the bottle out and drink up all the “whisky” inside of it. Then he put it back…

  • A Dog Do

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    What does a dog do in your backyard that you don’t want to step in? Dig a hole. If you step in the hole, you might twist your ankle!

  • (Not the Piano) Tuna

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    “Excuse me, is this tuna dolphin-friendly?” “Dolphin-friendly? He was only best man at Flipper’s wedding!”