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Jokes

  • Bored Cow

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    What does a cow do for entertainment? Listen to moo-sic.

  • The Journal

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    A twelve-year-old boy received a journal as a birthday gift. He looked at it carefully, but was mystified. “Mom, what’s the deal with this book? All the pages are blank,” he asked. “That’s called a journal,” she explained. “You write down interesting stuff that happens to you.” His face brightened as he caught her drift.…

  • Doctor’s Note

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    The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues. In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg’s physician comes into his room and says, “Sol, I’m happy…

  • The Real Definitions

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    1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a…

  • Perfect Couple

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    The perfect man and the perfect woman got married, had a perfect honeymoon, and got a perfect car. One day, they were driving along and Santa Claus was on the side of the road. His sleigh had broken down, and he needed a ride to the next town. The perfect couple were nice, and let…

  • barney

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    My friend told me these songs about barney. I hope you like them. (In rhythm to I Love You) I hate you You hate me We’re a violent family With a great big gun and a bang from me to you Won’t you say you hate me too. (In rhythm to Joy To The World)…

  • What I Did

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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman

  • Eye

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    A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. “Is this yours?” he…

  • Ice Fishing

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    One day I asked my grandfather how to ice fish. He said all you need is a can of peas and a club. “Huh?”, I said. “How does that work?” “Well,” he said, “After you cut the hole in the ice you just place the peas around the edge of the hole! Then you wait…

  • A Pious Old Man

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    A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at…

  • Stay!

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    I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him. “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

  • Eccentric Professor

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    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that…