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Jokes

  • The Cyclist II

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    A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally a…

  • Dzerzhinsky Square

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    Three men sit in a jail in (KGB headquarters) Dzerzhinsky Square. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, and he says, “Because I criticized Karl Radek.” The first man responds, “But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!” They turn to the third man who has been sitting…

  • 5 You’re So Poor Insults

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    1) You’re so poor that when somejoke rings the doorbell you have to stick your head out the window and yell, “Ding-Dong!” 2) You’re so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight…

  • Walk on Water

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    There once was a priest, a bishop, and the Pope. They were all at the park and they saw a deep pond. The Pope told the bishop and the priest, “I bet I can walk on water”. So he goes to the pond and, amazingly, he walks on water and gets to the other side.…

  • Beer Computers

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    DOS Beer Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon…

  • The Robot

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    Yo Momma’s so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!

  • You are a Redneck If… #7

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    You Are A Redneck If: You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!

  • Medical Wisdom

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    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The…

  • IRS Agent

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    The door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands Little Johnny, dressed well but plainly, who says, “Trick or Treat!” The man asks Johnny what he’s dressed up like that for at Halloween. Little Johnny says, “I’m an IRS agent”; then he takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t say Thank…

  • Nonsense Poem

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    One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked a blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine-inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them…

  • Tongue Twister

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    Say this out loud: this is a cat is is a cat how is a cat to is a cat keep is a cat a is a cat dumbass is a cat busy is a cat for is a cat forty is a cat seconds is a cat * * * * * * *…

  • Roman Holidays

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    The Romans had to give up their big holidays because of the tremendous overhead. The lions ate up all of their prophets.