Jokes
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Steve Wright III
in JokesI used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there. I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. I replaced the headlights…
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Very Hot Day
in JokesIt was a very hot day in Minnesota. Inga finished hanging up the wash, put dinner in the oven and headed downtown to do some errands. “Gootness, it’s hot,” she mused to herself, as she walked down Main Street. As she passed by a tavern, she thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took…
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Lone Ranger
in JokesTonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prairie one day. The Lone Ranger says to Tonto, “Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess.” Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says to the Lone Ranger, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger says to Tonto,…
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You Might be a Redneck If….
in JokesYou might be a redneck if… On stag night, you take a real deer. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. Your back porch is bigger than your house. There is more oil in your cap than in your car. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. A full-grown ostrich…
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Mexican Anthem
in JokesWhat are the first 4 words in the Mexican National Anthem? “Attention all K-Mart shoppers”
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A Cowboy’s Dog
in JokesA little boy walked into a petshop and went up to a clerk. The boy asked if she had dachshunds in the store. The clerk said yes, and she went and got the dog out of the cage and handed it to him. He got all excited when he held it and immediately went to…
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A Letter to Santa
in JokesOne day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
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Short oneliners
in Jokes1. A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless you’re a diabetic!!!!! 2. People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!!!