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Jokes

  • The Phone Call

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    Pete’s at work when he realises he’s forgotten to ask his wife, Alison, where he should pick her up after work. He calls home, and after several seconds, Ali answers the phone. Pete asks his question, and Ali shouts, “You got me out of the bath to ask me that? I dashed to the phone;…

  • White Wedding

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    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother: “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said:…

  • LOST

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    Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of “Lost”

  • Fool I

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    You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, and that should be sufficient for most purposes.

  • Rich Lost Dog

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    A man was walking in a rich neighborhood when he saw a lost dog ad. Part of the bottom line of the ad was torn by the weather, so all the man could see of the ad was LOST DOG IF FOUND CALL 555-5555 REWARD: ALL OF MY FAMILY’S (blank blank blank) Being as this…

  • 365.25

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    365.25 days on a low-calorie diet – 1 lite year

  • a waiter

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    What disasters would happen if a waiter dropped a plate of turkey? The downfall of Greece, the overthrow of Turkey and the break up of China

  • The Argument

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    Dick and Jane were arguing over the breakfast table. “Oh you’re so stupid!” shouted Dick. “Dick!” said their father, “That is enough! Now say you’re sorry!” “Okay,” said Dick, “I am sorry you’re stupid.”

  • TOP 10 SLOGANS…

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    TOP 10 SLOGANS BEING CONSIDERED BY VIAGRA 10. Viagra, It’s “Whaazzzzz Up!” 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a…

  • Hot Lunch

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    Kid: Mom, can i get the hot lunch tomorrow? Mom: What are they serving? Kid: Swiss steak. Pleeeeeease? Mom: Okay! Okay! I didn’t know you liked Swiss steak so much. Kid: Oh, yeah! It sticks to the ceiling WAY better than the lasagna.

  • The Fly

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    What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he hits your windshield? His asshole!

  • Military Laws

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    – Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you. – No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. – Friendly fire ain’t. – The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. – The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already had…