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Jokes

  • Walking Through Chinatown…

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    This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry”. “Hans Olaffsen?” he thinks. “How in…

  • Sorry Officer

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    What do you call an Italian Cop? Guinea Pig

  • Telekinesis

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    All believers in telekinesis raise my hand!

  • Hindu Devotee

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    A Hindu devotee asked God, represented by the multi-armed Lord Narayana, this question. “My dear Lord,” he said. “I understand that you have innumerable inconceivable potencies, but out of all of them the energy of light seems to be the most amazing. Light pervades the spiritual world, it illuminates the material universes, and life is…

  • The Beach

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    What kind of shoes do you wear to the beach? SANDals!

  • Relieving Stress in Class

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    1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters “CHECK YOUR FLY”. (At Least for the Male profs.) 4. Address the…

  • Joke #2

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    Want to hear a really big joke? JOKE!

  • A New Holiday For Men

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    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret…guys feel left out. That’s right…left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in…

  • Poo

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    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz poo on marigold abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

  • You Know You’re From Canada When…

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    You Know You’re From Canada When… 1.) You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk.” 2.) You understand the phrase, “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.” 3.) You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4.) You drink pop, not soda. 5.) You know what a Mickey and…

  • Eat With Ears

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    Which animals eat with their ears? All of them, since no animal takes its ears off to eat!

  • An HMO Manager at the Pearly Gates

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    Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities.” St. Peter said, “You can enter.” The second doctor said, “I was…