Jokes
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Going to the Doctor
in JokesTwo children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. “Why are you crying?” asked the little boy. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. “Why are you crying?” asked the girl.…
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Will’s Humor
in Jokes“Live in a way such that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.” — Will Rogers, Humorist
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Red Elephant
in JokesQ: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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Hillary’s Got This Huge…
in Jokes“Hillary’s got this huge book, it’s a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said ‘I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.’ No, I’m sorry, that’s what Monica said.” – David Letterman
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Flying
in JokesFifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed…
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The Smokers
in JokesA fat woman and a slim woman were both smoking cigarettes; which one finished hers first? The fat woman – she takes bigger draws.
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Thanksgiving
in JokesOne year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing,…