Jokes
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You Just Might Be A Redneck If…
in JokesYou Just Might Be A Redneck If… You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!” You’ve got more than one…
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Parking Fine
in Jokes“Somejoke complimented on my driving today,” a blonde told her friend, “I found a note on my windshield that said’Parking Fine’.”
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Joke of the Day
in JokesSome Wocka jokes have been picked by the system as the “joke of the day”. However, how can you know which day the joke was picked? Searching does not work, and it will be very tiring to browse page after page. Look at its comments and see in which day it received lots of comments!
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Its True and You Can’t Deny it
in JokesA fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F
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A Guy Falls Asleep…
in JokesA guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra…
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Same Condition
in JokesOne day, a customer walked into a pet shop and told the clerk, “I need two small, gray mice and about five dozen roaches.” Puzzled, the shop attendant asked the reason for this strange request. “Well, I’m moving out of my apartment and my lease told me that I must leave the premises in exactly…