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Jokes

  • The Gladiator

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    A gladiator was having a rough day at the arena-his opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up. He was now both unarmed and defeated.

  • Lobster

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    Why don’t lobsters share? They’re shellfish.

  • A Cat’s Tail

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    Where do cats go to find their tail? The retail store.

  • Old Lawyer

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    A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter…

  • Marines

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    Join the Marines: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them.

  • Slicing The Ends Off

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    Little Emma is watching her mother preparing their dinner – this week it’s Salt Beef. Emma watches her mother slice off both ends of the joint and place it in a saucepan ready for cooking. Emma asks, “Why did you cut both ends off, Mum?” Her mother pauses for a few seconds, then replies, “That’s…

  • Stupid Robbers I

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    Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don’t want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don’t try…

  • Eagles

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

  • How Many Newfies

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    Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.

  • Chicken Coop

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    Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

  • Stupid Signs

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    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid.” That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there…

  • A *SMART* Blonde

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    A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000. The banker, not trusting the woman, asks her for collateral. The woman decides she’ll give the man her brand new BMW for collateral until she can pay the man…