Jokes
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Baby Stroller
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.
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Darwin Awards!
in JokesSubject: 1997 Darwin Award Winner!!! For those who don’t know, this award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way; thus, eliminating his/her genetic material from the gene pool. For those of you who do know about the…
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The Green Jumper
in JokesI asked my girl-friend what she would like for her birthday, and she said she would like a green jumper. So I bought her a frog.
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Blonde Boats
in JokesFour blondes are shipwrecked on an island. They meet a wizard who is very bored and gives them each one wish. The first one is too stupid to listen to the wizard and she swims away and drowns. The second one says, “I wish I was 10 times as smart as I am now,” and…
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The Castle
in JokesA group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the guide said, “this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing has been altered or touched in all those years.” “Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!” exclaimed one of the tourists.
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Natural Mimics
in JokesChildren are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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Changing Standards of Beauty
in JokesIn an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how society’s ideal of beauty changes with time. “For example,” he said, “take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s version of the…
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Hide Him During the War.
in JokesIt was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” “Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.” “But I made him agree to pay me 20…
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The Secret of an Islamic Marriage
in JokesDo you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get’s to see a striptease every night!
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The Mir
in JokesAfter intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the station and its resident personnel in jeopardy. In terse statements at a recent press conference, Soviet and US space agency spokespersons said Thursday We have concluded joint investigations concerning…