Jokes
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The Cat and the Rooster
in JokesThe cat was chasing the rooster around on the farm, then the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Lesson: For every wet pussy there is a happy cock
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LANGUAGE FUN!
in Jokes1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wrong 2) Who are you with? – Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP – Kum Hai Nao 4) Stupid Man – Dum Gai 5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped…
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Yes We Can 4
in Jokes“President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation.” Jay Leno. “A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.” Conan O’Brien. “President Obama changed his slogan…
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Student Errers (Sic) V
in JokesThe moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader. We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks. English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse. By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep. If conditions…
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Copy Machine Handout
in JokesIn most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet. The copier is out of order! Yes, we have called the service man. Yes, he will be in today. No,…
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Bragging Children
in JokesThere are these kids at school, each bragging about how they ruined something in an amount of time. 1st kid: I wore out a pair of shoes in 1 month. 2nd kid: I wore out a pair of jeans in 1 week. 3rd kid: Oh that’s nothing, I wore out my babysitter in 5 minutes!
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HOW MANY BLONDES?
in JokesQ) How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A) 25! One to mix the batter and 24 to peel the m&m’s.