Jokes
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Space Adventure Part II
in JokesNote: This joke only makes sense if you read Space Adventure Part I on this site. A complete set of the Adventures can be found in the FunnyStories Forum. ———————————- I Wally will take it from here! Part 1. A Space Mission Point of View: Wally(Junior) Notes: I’ll tell the story. Anything in parenthesse is…
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Highway
in JokesIrvin is driving down the freeway to go to work when his cell phone rings. It’s his wife: “Irving,I just heard on the news that there’s a car going down the freeway in the wrong direction. Please try to be careful.” “It’s true,”Irving replies,”But not just one car- there are hundreds of them!”
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The Buddhist Hotdog Vendor
in JokesA Buddhist approaches a hotdog vendor and says: “Make me one with everything.” He gives the vendor a $20 bill and waits. Finally he says: “Where’s my change?” Says the vendor: “All change must come from within.”
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Pigs For Sale
in JokesA city slicker decided to buy himself a pig, so he drove to the country until he saw a sign that said “PIGS FOR SALE”. Turning into the driveway, he spotted the farmer, told him what he wanted, and they agreed on a price. They went to the barn where the farmer picked up a…
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The Wedding
in JokesA mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then,…
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A Woman Named Camp
in JokesAn epileptic young woman named Camp Was seduced on her couch by a tramp But the first time he squeezed her She had a Grand seizure And broke both his balls and a lamp.
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Mickey Mouse
in JokesOne stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house. They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in. Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table…