Jokes
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The Worst Names to Have
in JokesThis is a list of the worst names to have Dick Hurtz Hary Paratesticles Mike Hunt Mike Rotch Anitta Manwhore Anitta Johnson Fuk Yao Ike Anblow Peter Pecker I.C. Weiner I.P. Freely Seimore Butts Bo Oobless Dick Less Issac Less Tits McGee (ok, that was off Anchorman) Ima Hornibusterd Ima Uglibech Ima Dick
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Right Now!
in JokesA wife was in the kitchen making the boiled eggs for breakfast when her husband walked in and asked, “What’s for breakfast?” She turned to him and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.” He, thinking it’s his lucky day, stood her over the kitchen table and they had sex. Afterwards…
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S** Ed…………………
in JokesA 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?” Little Johnny says, “Yes, my dad has 2 of them!” Teacher, “Are you sure about that?” Little Johnny, “Yes, he uses the…
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Punny Racoon
in JokesI stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me. Reading a book on levitation… couldn’t put it down. I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight… but I was de-lighted. I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me… then it hit…
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Complicated Work
in JokesAs an architect watched a mechanic remove engine parts from his car, a surgeon, waiting for his own car to be repaired, walked over. They introduced themselves, and began talking about their lines of work. “You know,” said the architect, “I sometimes believe a mechanic’s work is as complicated as the work that we do.”…
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OFR’s
in JokesQuotes from Officer Fitness Reports: He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope – always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. When…
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Won’t he know I’m lying?
in JokesA 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to…
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WHO ARE YOU????!!! (a Mik From Mik and Mak Joke)
in JokesMik walked home from work and saw 4 people dressed in grim reaper suits. He ran home. The next time,the next time and 6 more walks for home, he decided to confront them. He yelled “who ARE you”????!!! They chased him into a wall. “s-s- Show yourself” he squeaked. They took their masks off and…