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Jokes

  • barnyard Poem

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    The sky was dark The moon was high We were alone Just she and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were too I knew just what She wanted to do So with my courage I did my best And placed my hand Upon her breast I trembled and shook And felt her heart Slowly…

  • Say What!!?!!?

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    I was at home one day when my son walked in on me and my husband.He said “Momma i found this moving around on the floor”.(holding up my vibrator)I said “huh?”he asked if he could play with it…I said sure not knowing what it was at the time….I come out of my room go in…

  • Sex Quotes

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    “You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “Women need a reason…

  • Antique Shop

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    Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked “What’s New?”

  • Mathematicians

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    A group of people were sitting and having coffee. Suddenly, a friend of the mathematician of the group boomed in and said, Did you hear that? A mathematician has developed a theorem which says that every odd number higher than 2 is a prime. So, here are the thoughts of every person in the room.…

  • Panties

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    There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It’s not…

  • Bam Bam!

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    Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.? It has four “A”s and a “B”.

  • Just Missed Them

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    My boyfriend was working in the souvenir shop at the Canterbury Cathedral in Kent, England. One afternoon he was talking with an attendant who worked in the cathedral when they were approached by two tourists. “Are you a monk?” one of the women asked. “No,” the attendant explained, “I wear this robe as part of…

  • The Medical Machine

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    One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you…

  • Started Walking. . .

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    One to his friend: “My little brother started walking last week!” The other friend: “Where did he go? He should be kilometers away!”

  • Christmas Tree

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    A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of penises are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, a man’s penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,…

  • Good Egg

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    Whats the difference between a good egg and a good fart? You can’t beat a good fart!