Jokes
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The Dam Fish
in JokesThere was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, “I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish.” The preacher bought some, took them home and…
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Young Lover
in JokesWhen I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the food court and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said: “I have a 22-year-old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then…
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The Party
in JokesA red-head heard there was a party being held, but when she arrived, they wouldn’t let her in – it was a fancy-dress party! Disappointed but determined, she left, only to return shortly requesting admission. She was wearing only a pair of red gloves and a pair of red shoes and when she was asked…
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The Island of Trid
in JokesOnce upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid. It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain,…
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New Rules
in JokesNew Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates. com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you…