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Jokes

  • I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

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    Q – Why is there a big “E” on top of the standard eye chart at the optometrist’s office? A – The reason is if there was a big “O” on the chart women would lie about seeing it.

  • Weird Facts VI

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    The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only 6 in. for each gallon of diesel that if burns. The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the alphabet. The winter of 1932 was…

  • Lord’s Instructions to Adam

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    After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.” Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?” So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by…

  • BUSINESS

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    Can you decipher this phrase? B BUSINESS BUSINESS A C K Getting back down to business!

  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

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    What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

  • Broken Nose

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    What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.

  • SUICIDAL DANCE

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    A handsome gentleman gets in an accident and finds himself in hospital soon after recovering. Shocked, he asks the nurse how he got there and if he has all his joke parts on. “You only lost your arms, sir, but you will be ok,” was her reply. Very disappointed that he had lost part of…

  • Drowning

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    Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

  • What 2

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    What’s better than going to school? Having play time every day!

  • Laughing Baby

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    A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing – I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling…

  • Dogs

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    Dogs… …steal your food. …eat all of your tennis balls. …make you pick up their waste products. …take all of your covers. …eat out of the trash. …beg. …bark loudly at 1:00 in the morning. …drink out of the toilet, while it still has poo in it. …have accidents, on your floor. And you call…

  • Oh, No, Not Me!

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    The boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.” Black employee: “I’m a protected minority.” Female employee: “And I’m a woman.” Oldest employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.” …at…