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Jokes

  • Richard laughs

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    You’re so fat Richard Simmons laughs at you.

  • Tail

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    What did the dog say to the driver who was driving behind him? Get off my tail!

  • Your Mum’s So Fat 2.

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    Your mum’s so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

  • Fries

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    A blonde walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says “I asked for chips, not fries!”

  • Razors

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    A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that she can take a blonde joke as well as the next person, but it isn’t nice to keep bashing…

  • Redneck Party

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    Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation: “Hey dude! Where are you man? We’re having a great party over here. Why don’t you come on over and join us?” I replied, “Man, I’m not feeling so good. I think I’m gonna stay right here.” “Well, hey. What’cha got?” they…

  • Biting Nuts

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    The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece. The remaining American wrestler is 5’10”, 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6’7″, 300lbs and all muscle. The American coach sends his wrestler into the match with little…

  • Site Notice

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    Due to insufficient activity and a measly community, it has been decided that Wocka shall be merged with Braingle.com, the sister site of Wocka but with brain teasers. The decision was not an easy one, and there has been long discussions with Jake in both the Braingle and Wocka forums. The discussion was so heated…

  • 5 Awesome Bathroom Pranks!

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    1. Thinly smear a layer of white shaving cream on a white toilet seat and wait for the next poor sap to sit down. 2. Get some poppers (the little white paper balls with the flint in them) and place them under the pegs of a toilet seat. When the next person sits down, the…

  • MY EYES!

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    Yo momma’s so ugly, she looked at me and my eyes burned off.

  • Best Kept Secret

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    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’ ‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’ ‘You’ll let it out some day,’ the…

  • Shirley Knot!

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    A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking…