Jokes
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Weird Facts VII
in JokesThere are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. There are more chickens than people in the world. There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
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Why Star Wars is Better Than the Titanic
in Jokes21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic” 1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn’t have hyperdrive. 2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. 3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait. 4. Ewoks throw better parties…
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Bull Auction
in JokesA couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.” The wife nudges her husband in the…
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The Different Son
in JokesA very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 37
in JokesChuck Norris invented the question mark. Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child. Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg. Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face. Chuck Norris can…
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Lunch Break
in JokesA famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital,…
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The Party III
in JokesA man goes to a fancy dress party, dressed from head to toe in green, carrying a woman on his back. The host asks, “What have you come as?” He replies, “I’m a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!” The host says, “Why have you a woman on your back?” “Oh, that’s Michelle,” he replies. (My shell)