Jokes
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Car Trouble
in JokesWhat does it mean when a blonde is saying, “yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?” She’s testing if her brunette friend’s turn signal is working!
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Write This One Down
in JokesKnock, knock Who’s there? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless.
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Pirate Attack
in JokesThe captain of a ship hears his first mate calling from above deck, “captain, there is a pirate ship off the starboard side!” The captain takes the looking glass, sees the ship, and tells the first mate, “ready the cannons and swords, prepare the men for battle, and bring me my red shirt”. “Aye, aye…
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Am I Pregnant?
in JokesDoctor: Well I hope you enjoy changing diapers, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Why, Am I pregnant? Doctor: No, you have bowel cancer!
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Win By Losing!
in JokesIsrael’s economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So the Knesset holds a special session to come up with a solution. After several hours of talk without progress, one member, Yitzhak, stands up and…
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Virus Warning
in JokesIf you receive an e-mail entitled “Badtimes”, delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. This one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms…
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Psychiatrists
in Jokes“How can you stand it?” the young psychiatrist asked the old psychiatrist. “Day in, day out, year in, year out, listening, listening, listening!” “Who listens?”
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Rabies!
in JokesA man is bitten by a rabid dog he found wandering in his yard. Frantically, he rushes his computer and begins typing something. His neighbor walks in, and mentions to him that he need not worry, there is a cure for rabies. He replies, “I know that; I’m finding where George Bush is right now!”