Jokes
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Alligator Shoes
in JokesA blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and asks the price. The shopkeeper says, “$1000” The blonde not having that kind of money tried to haggle with the store’s owner, until the owner finally got fed up…
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So Long Light Bulb!
in JokesWhy did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.
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What’s He Like!
in JokesI lent a friend of mine $5000 for plastic surgery. I can’t get it back, because now I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!
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The Self Screwers
in JokesHow many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!
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Student Report Cards
in JokesThese are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards: 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.…
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Golden Oldies
in JokesA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been known about the town, and on this very special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well”…explained the husband…”it all goes all the way back to our…
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Publishers
in JokesQ: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.