Jokes
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Cats
in Jokes“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine “No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are here to welcome me.” – Unknown “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer “The cat has…
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Pretty Hot
in JokesIt was really hot last summer. In fact, it was so hot I saw a republican with his head out of his ass.
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Nudist Colony
in JokesSadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[ My mother always told me not to point!! =]
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She Loves Me. . . Not!
in JokesA couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you.” The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine.”
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animal Super Bowl
in JokesIt was Superbowl Sunday for the animals, and the Elephants were playing the Cows. The whole first half of the game, the Elephants got their butts whipped. The cows were winning by a mile. By halftime, the Elephants were about ready to give up. But at the start of the second half, a new player…
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Angel Babies
in JokesThis joke may seem racist to some. I just wanted to warn you of this before you read it. Sally – Where does a baby go after he or she has passed away? Joe – I don’t know. Sally – To heaven. What does the baby get after he or she arrives in heaven? Joe…
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Don’t Have a Cow.
in JokesWhen was the price of milk the highest? When the cow jumped over the moon.
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The Internet
in JokesMan: “How’s your history paper coming?” Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.” Man: “Really?” Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”