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Jokes

  • A Simple Idea On Cost Saving

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    From an interview with a millionaire: “What is your secret to making money?” “Quite simple. Before entering business I observed that most of the sales profits are generally lost in the handling of complaints and refunds. So I made my decision to try to eliminate these expenses.” “I can say that’s quite a big task!”…

  • Wave

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    Yo mama’s so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

  • Luv Pink

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    What do you get when every car in the nation is pink? Answer: a pink carnation (the flower)

  • Rover

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    To the tune of “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover”: I’m looking over my dead dog Rover That I ran over with the power mower One leg is missing, another is gone The third leg is scattered all over the lawn No need explainin’ the one remainin’ Is under the car port door I’m…

  • E L G G U R T S

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    Can you decipher this phrase? E L G G U R T S Uphill struggle!

  • Confessions of a Closet Carb Fiend

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    I probably shouldn’t admit this to you younger readers, but when my generation was your age, we did some pretty stupid things. I’m talking about taking CRAZY risks. We drank water right from the tap. We used aspirin bottles that you could actually open with your bare hands. We bought appliances that were not festooned…

  • The Best Gunfighter

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    Morris, as a young man in the Old West, wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. So Morris walked up to the old man and told him his dream.…

  • Cheese Grater

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    Q. What did Stevie Wonder say about the cheese grater he got for Christmas? A. It was the scariest book he had ever read!

  • Cigarettes in Hot Water

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    What do you get when you mix cigarettes in hot water? A soggy butt.

  • Dog vs. Husband

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    Q:What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

  • Thngs Not To Say To A Cop #1

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    Hey, I saw you in Dunkin’ donuts yesterday!! You’re the one ordering triple chocolate, double vanilla, quadrupal cinnamon and double whip cream dounut filled with sprinkles.

  • No Gnus is Good Gnus

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    There was a family of gnus, and one day, Mr Gnu went out to get some food but was ambushed and eaten by a pride of lions. Next salute, a poacher shoots Mrs Gnu, leaving poor Baby Gnu to starve to death. Well, that’s the end of the gnus; here’s the weather . . .