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Jokes

  • Columbus Day

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    The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anyjoke know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anyjoke know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her…

  • Two Headed Monster

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    – What does a blond say to a two headed monster ? – Hello ! Hello !

  • Put Me Up

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    Jesus walks into an inn puts 3 nails on the counter and asks, “Can you put me up for the night?”

  • You Start

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    Tom: I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Bill: Ok, let’s hear it. Tom: You start. Bill: Knock-knock. Tom: Who’s there? Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)

  • Money, Money, Money!

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    Jt/xmktp?akhjgp/uqpuRujgrt/pvP/tq/tkHqtjhqtjb!)

  • Apple

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    Once I went to visit my cousin in Jersey and I was looking for his house and when I found his house I rang the doorbell and like I said, “Hey cuz” and he answered I’m not your cousin. Then I said, “Yes I am, and then he closes the door on me. So I…

  • Laughs last

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    “He who laughs last, thinks slowest.”

  • The Top 10 Things “95” Stands For

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    What does the “95” in Windows95 mean anyway? 10. The number of floppies it will ship in. 9. The percentage of users who will have to upgrade their hardware. 8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required. 7. The number of pages in the “EASY INSTALL” version of the manual. 6. The percentage…

  • The Towel

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    A woman was taking a shower when the doorbell rang, so she put on a towel and answered it. It’s her neighbor Bob. Now, Bob has this huge crush on her, but she’s already married. Bob says to her, “If you drop your towel, I will give you $5,000.” She is thinking that she could…

  • Seventh Law

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    Newton’s Little-Known Seventh Law – A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

  • Can He Fly?

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    One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. She was brought before the court on a charge of murder.…

  • Add Ons #1

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    You’re pretty… pretty ugly! You finally figured out how to screw in that lightbulb, but the power went out. You’re smart… smart as a fencepost!