Jokes
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Cab Horror
in JokesThe other day, after what felt like five days of after-school detention, I hailed a taxi – it was almost six, jeez. I opened the door and stepped inside. Making myself comfortable in the back seat, I told him my home address, without caring who the cabbie was. I sank into the seat, with a…
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Transformation Over Time
in JokesIn the 60’s, people took acid to make the world appear weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Beware Of What You Say
in JokesA computer teacher who doesn’t speak good english tells his student “Paul open the window let the Air Force Come.” At another time the same teacher and his wife sees one of his students in mall. The next day the teacher says to the student “Tim, yesterday I saw you with my wife at the…
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Johnny’s in Trouble. . .again!
in JokesMusic Teacher: Anyone has a suggestion to which song we should play next? Johnny: How ’bout we sing ‘The Teacher is A Big Fat Bitch. . .in C-Minor?’
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Quiet Flight
in JokesAs a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from…
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The Dress of Love!
in JokesAn old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter, “What are you doing naked?” The daughter responds, “This is the dress of love.” When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks…
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Staring Out The Window
in JokesA mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say “Gimmee a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant.” The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor…
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Mercedes-Benz
in JokesA taxi driver, driving a Mercedes-Benz, picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day. When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired what the three pinned emblem on the front was for. The driver replied, “Why, it’s for lining it up at people so you can…
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The History of Operating Systems
in JokesThe Dosfish Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams. So the Gateskeeper, who…
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Amzaing Facts 5
in Jokes#1 Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil). 2 # Warner Comm. paid $28 million for the copyright to the song ‘Happy Birthday.’ #3 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. #4 A comet’s tail always points…