Jokes
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The Technical Geek Test
in JokesAre you a technical geek? Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with Techno-Dweeb. If you relate to 3 or more, you are definitely a Techno-Dweeb.…
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The Difference Between…
in JokesOne day a little boy and a little girl are outside playing together and they get into an argument. The little boy holds up an army man and says ” I bet you don’t have one of these!” The little girl finds her army man and holds it up “Yes I do!” she says in…
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Dumb Oregon Laws.
in JokesBeaverton, OR- You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. Portland, OR- People may not whistle underwater.
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Famous Last Words AGAIN (i Love These!)
in JokesFAMOUS LAST WORDS “One sec, I’ve got to go the bathroom!” 🙂 “It doesn’t hurt… that… bad…” “This stuff works just as well!” “It looks like it’s coming right towards us!” “Here, let me handle this, forget the cops!” “I read this in a ‘how-to’ magazine once.” “No I’m not a skydiver, but I did…
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Steve Wright II
in JokesCuriosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He…
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Radar Error
in JokesAn off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a…
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The Contest
in JokesA man was entering a store when he noticed a sign out by the window saying that there was a contest. He decided to join and went to the counter, the clerk had left and the man saw a piece of paper on the counter. He picked it up, and said, Answers to the Contest:…
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Final Strange Word Fun
in JokesCrick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes. Dockyard: A physician’s garden. Incongruous: Where bills are passed. Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston. Oboe: An English tramp. Pasteurize: Too far to see. Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose. Toboggan: Why we go to an auction
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oneliners (3)
in JokesThanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this! Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again. Someday I hope to get married, but not to you. Sorry things didn’t work out, but…