Jokes
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MY POT!
in Jokes(A continuation of Joke #7939 Idiot #9 – – – – – – A woman called the cops from her house and said, “My ex-boyfriend stole my pot!” So the police went to the ex-boyfriends house, took the marijuana, and arrested him. The same officer went to the woman’s house and asked her to identify…
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At the Theatre
in JokesA man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have…
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Osama Bin Laden
in JokesOsama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel’s butt. Just then a guy comes over and says, “What are you doing?” Osama replies, “About 2 miles back…
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Jewish Heaven
in JokesA minister told his friend Rabbi Goldman, “Last night, I dreamed of the Jewish Heaven. It was a slum, and it was overflowing with people â running, playing, talking, sitting â doing all sorts of things. But the dream, and the noise, was so terrific that I woke up.” The rabbi said, “Really? Last night,…
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Be Quiet in Mass
in JokesA teacher asked her children just before they were about to leave class for Mass, “And why is it necessary to be quiet during Mass?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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Help!!
in JokesLast week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we called the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him. He began…
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Battery Acid
in JokesLittle Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid. The priest came up to him and said “Child why are you playing with sulphuric acid? Thats dangerous! I’ve got some holy water inside that is much more powerful.” Little Johnny relied “How come?” “Well last week I splashed some holy water on Mrs.Wilson’s…
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Sunday School
in JokesA Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.”
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Defining Characteristics of Slow People
in Jokes1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don’t know each other. 2. They drive side by side, too. If they can’t find another slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane. 3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never look in their rear view…