Jokes
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TOP TEN THINGS MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN!
in JokesTop Ten Things Men Understand About Women… 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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Wroo . . .awr
in JokesThe only person in our town who can afford to go on a jaguar is a zoo-keeper.
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Top 40 oneliners
in Jokes1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? 4. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a people person? 6. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with…
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I Pledge Allegiance
in JokesThis is a joke song ok “I pledge allegiance to the flag, Micheal Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys.”
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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving
in Jokes“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool Whip time!” “If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!” “Are you ready for seconds yet?” “Are you going to come again next time?” “It’s a…
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Plane Crash
in JokesA plane was flying from New York to Canada. The plane crashes right on the border line. Where do you burry the survivors? They don’t because they are survivors, therefor they never died.
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Ok, Only 1,,,,
in JokesFamous last words: “Ok, I’m only going to have one…” — Said the polygamist right after marrying his first wife.
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You are a Redneck If… #21
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you use a handful of creek mud as birth control.