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Jokes

  • Everything But . . . .

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    I read right the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON’T have is hypochondria!

  • What Women Can & Cannot Wear To A Pool

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    A few rules for what women can and cannot wear at a private pool. 1) Thongs are encouraged… however only if certain conditions are met. 1A) There must be a direct correlation to the amount of total square inches of skin, to the total amount of square inches of bathing suit. In other words, if…

  • Neat Nurse

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    Then there was the neat nurse, who made the patient without disturbing the bed.

  • Haircut

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    A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed “NO, DONT DO IT!” In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the…

  • Jesus is Watching You

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    A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hands on. Then he heard a voice. It said, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking its in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, “Jesus is watching you.” The burglar not very religious but still…

  • In And Out of Puddles

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    Five toads arrived at the Heaven’s Gates. The man in charge asked for each toad’s name and what they had been doing. The first gave his name and said he had been going in and out of puddles. The man let him through the gate. He interrogated the next three toads and all three too…

  • Computer Viruses

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    Beware of the following new computer viruses ===================================================== ADAM AND EVE VIRUS – Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. AIRBAG VIRUS – Can only cause harm if you are a petite computer operator who sits too close to the screen. Provides a handy ON-OFF switch in most current release. AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS…

  • A Tie

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    A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

  • Betting Against a Woman

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    Guys were sitting around a bar talking about things they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar says, “I bet on things!” The bartender says, “Oh Yeah! What do you bet on?” Woman, “Most anything.” bartender, “Like what for instance?” Woman, “See that wall over there? I bet I can pee…

  • One Heck of a Bad Day!!!!

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    This Is From A Florida Newspaper… A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door…

  • Around the House

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    You’re so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

  • High Speed Chase

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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car. They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm. The trio ditch the car and decide to each hide in three burlap sacs on the ground. The…