Jokes
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Insult Call #2
in JokesMaria went to the telephone booth to make her second insult call. She payed the telephone booth owner. Then she dialed: ABC-DEF-GHI. “Hello! May I take your order, please?” the Figaro delivery service said. “I want to order all the kinds of sushi you have, and please don’t forget the chopsticks.” Maria replied. “Looks like…
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Farmer Has Problems
in JokesThere was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. He sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer. Hing, who has had many advanced course hours in…
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Kool-aid Man
in JokesYo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said “Kool-aid man!”
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Gardening Rule:
in JokesGardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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T-Shirt Messages II
in JokesI’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. If I save time, when do I get it back? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I may…
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Annoy4
in JokesWays To Annnoy Your Roommate Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime. Ask your roommate if your family can move in “just for a couple of weeks.” Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall. Chain yourself to your roommate’s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
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The Yellow Golf Balls
in JokesThere was once a boy born named Jeff. When Jeff was born, he only had a father, since his mother had died giving birth, and as a result, he was also an only child. His father looked at his new son, proud over his new baby’s good looks and wise looking appearance. The father had…