Jokes
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A Group of Managers…
in JokesA group of managers was given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. They got their ladders and tape measures and went out to the flagpole. However, the measurement job turned out to be much more difficult than any of them had expected, with some of them falling off the ladders, some dropping…
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Bible Leaf
in JokesA little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree, that had been pressed between the pages. “Momma, look what I found,”…
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How He Broke Bad Newz =P
in JokesAt dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker” “Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died” “My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?” “That’s the one.” “Darn!…
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9 Jokes #1
in Jokes1 How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. 2 What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. 3 Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? They don’t know the route. 4 Have you heard what…
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DID NOAH FISH?
in JokesA Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” “No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”
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A Girl
in JokesOn the appointed day, St. Peter escorted John to the Holy Mother’s sanctuary. John went before Her, knelt, and said: “Holy Mother, I’ve always looked to You for guidance, and You have granted me peace and serenity through some difficult times. But I have one question that has nagged me during my whole time on…
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The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
in JokesA small boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, “What is this, father?” The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “I have no idea what…
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2008 Movies
in Jokes10. Horton Hears a Ho 9. National Pleasure 2: Book of Secretions 8. I Am Legend…In Bed 7. The Suck It List 6. I Know Who Drilled Me 5. Scat-Atouille 4. Gush Hour 3 3. No Country for Old Balls 2. Alvin in the Chipmunks 1. Iron Man