Jokes
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Worst Time
in JokesQ: What’s the worst time to be a rat or a mouse? A: When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Den Is a What?
in JokesKnock Knock Who’s there? Dennis What is Den? My name is Dennis What is Den? Den is like a mini barnyard or a mini house Oh!Anyways who are you? I am Dennis!! I forgot what den is again. ARGH!
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Caribbean Prawns
in JokesFar away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn,…
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Ode to a Mammogram
in JokesFor year’s years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests.” So I heeded all their warnings And protected them by law… Guarded them very carefully, And always wore a bra. After 30 years of careful care, The Doctor found a lump, He ordered…
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Does Anyjoke Really Know What Time it Is?
in JokesLittle Brother: How long is a strong? Big Sister: Huh? Little Brother: Well, I’ve heard of a week…
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Unexpected Arrivals
in JokesThe Pope, Billy Graham and Oral Roberts were in a fatal three-way car crash and all went to Heaven together. “Oh, this is awful,” exclaimed St. Peter. “I know you must think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those strange coincidences that happen. We weren’t expecting you, so your quarters aren’t…
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Windows 2000
in JokesThe following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 5. Press…