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Jokes

  • The Blondes at the University

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    The blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.…

  • Death of an Elephant

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    An ant and an elephant got married. After they had sex, the elephant had a heart attack and died. “Crap,” the ant said. “Five minutes of passion and now the rest of my life digging a grave.”

  • Bush’s Humor

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    Thanks for having me. I was excited to come back to Calvin, and I was just telling Laura the other night about what fun it would be to come to Calvin College. I said, you know, Laura, I love being around so many young folks. You know, it gives me a chance to relive my…

  • 9 = D of a H

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    9 = diagonals of a hexagon.

  • Drinks at Sky bar

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    A woman goes to a new bar at the top of a skyscraper and over by the counter she sees an attractive man. She keeps her eye on him as she orders a drink, and she sees the man take a shot and jump out the window. She’s so shocked she can’t speak, but moments…

  • Bathroom Humor, Literally!

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    Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom….What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? A. EUROPEAN… of course!

  • Camp

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    Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———- Camp Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit’s—— Camp Cutaweewee 8. Tanya Harding’s—— Camp Wackaneenee 7. Kenneth Star’s——- Camp Catchacrookee 6. Louis Farakahn’s—– Camp Killawhitey 5. O.J. Simpson’s——- Camp Killachickee 4. Michael Jackson’s—- Camp Wannabewhitey 3. President Clinton’s—–Camp Getahoochie 2. Ellen Degeneras’s——-Camp Lickacoochie And…

  • Net is Slow

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    Oh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it’s so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. It doesn’t show signs of stopping, All our packets, our hosts are dropping; Bandwidth is turned way down low, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.…

  • Thirsty?

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    A Mexican, an Asian, an African, and an American all somehow come across a genie at the same time. They rub the lamp and the genie pops out and agrees to grant them all one wish each. The genie turns to the Mexican and asks what he wished for. “I wish that myself and all…

  • Toe

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    A man at the movies had left his seat to buy an ice-cream. On his return he said to an old lady sitting at the end of the row, “I’m sorry, but did I step on your toe a minute ago?” The woman angrily replied “Yes, you certainly did!” “Oh,” said the man, “Then this…

  • A Dedicated Teamsters Union…

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    A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?” “No,” she replied, “I’m sorry, it isn’t.” “Well, if I pay you $100.00, what…

  • Oh I’m Gonna Slip Again

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    Q: What did the blonde say after seeing the banana on the ground? A: Oh, I’m gonna slip again!!