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Jokes

  • Jackass

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    A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the knowing) in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department. They said since there was no health threat that…

  • Thus Spake Gates

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    In the beginning, there was nothing but Apple. And the PC was without form and void, and the darkness was on the face of its hard drive. And Bill said, Let there be DOS: And there was DOS. And Bill looked upon it, and it was good, and with it the PC slew the Apple.…

  • Crossword Death

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    Touring Ireland’s countryside with a group of travel writers, we passed an immaculate cemetery with hundreds of beautiful headstones set in a field of emerald-green grass. Everyone reached for their cameras when the tour guide said the inventor of the crossword puzzle was buried there. He pointed out the location, “Three down and four across.”

  • Analogy of Sex

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    Analogy of sex: Insert the ‘quarter’ into the ‘vending machine’ and then the ‘gumball’ comes out.

  • Mr. Big

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    Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart. “I suppose you’re going to tell me now that you’re waiting for ‘Mr. Right’,” he said dejectedly. “That’s a silly old romantic notion,” laughed the coed. “I’m just waiting…

  • National Parks

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    Why do mathematicians like national parks? Because of the natural logs.

  • Remembering Important Dates

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    “You don’t have anything in your head except soccer,” said a wife to her husband. “I’m sure you’ve even forgotten when we got married!” “Of course I haven’t forgotten,” replied the husband. “That was the day England beat Italy 2-1.”

  • Take My Heart Out

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    A male teenager went out to his favorite band concert “The Hearts of Heaven”. They have very cool songs but their singer’s life would end the very next night. The next night, they made their next concert which is in the capital of the teenager’s country. It wasn’t very far. He went to the concert…

  • Waiter 2

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    Waiter, this plate is wet. That’s your soup, sir.

  • Perfect Lady

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    A guy is sitting with a woman at a bar late at night and they are flirting with each other. The lady tells him all about herself and the man sits there listening. After she is done, the man repeats what she said. “So, you’re a 20 year old college graduate from Harvard, a famous…

  • Unique

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    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyjoke else!

  • Heart Attack

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    Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is, if you’re at a big, high-class casino. At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag…