Jokes
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Never Have an Eskimo As a Meteorologist
in Jokes“Tomorrow is a boiling hot day, at 10 degrees Fahrenheit. The day after that is the same temperature, as well as the next and the next. Won’t these temperatures ever cool down?”
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Royal Squeez
in JokesA drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming…
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Government’s job?
in JokesWhat exactly does the government do? They seem to complicate all the simple things while trying to do the opposite.
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Information Collection and Use
in JokesThis site logs the IP addresses and types of browser used by its guests. This information is used to monitor and make improvements to the site. This site does not secretly collect any personally identifiable information. User’s may choose to become a registered user, in which case they may choose to reveal information about themselves…
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Redneck: Four- Wheeler
in JokesYou might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
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The Meaning of Dreams
in JokesA woman awoke excitedly on Valentine’s Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?” With certainty in his voice, the man said, “You’ll know tonight.” That evening, the man came home with a small package and handed…
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Chinese Immigrant Gets in a Spot of Bother!
in JokesThere was once a Chinese immigrant who came to England; he didn’t know English, so he decided to learn some words by walking around the city of Nottsbourough. He walks into a nursery and all of the babies are shouting, “Me, me!” So he learns the word “Me”. He then walks into a restaurant and…
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The Poopie List
in Jokes*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times…
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One-sided Phone Call
in JokesOne Side of a Phone Call between James Bond and a Former Sexual Partner Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Loins? Oh, grand! It”s Bond. James Bond? O07? Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi…