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Jokes

  • Rooster

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    Why did the rooster cross the road? To fuck the chicken.

  • America Is Mean

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    USA:What’s wrong world? World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! USA: That’s unfortunate. Here’s a couple hundred billion dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defence and whatnot, but you need it more. World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in USA’s face)

  • Safe?

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    Practice safe eating …Always use condiments.

  • Indian Names

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    This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named “Mighty Storm”? “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named “Cornflower”? “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her.” “And why…

  • Chicken’s Favorite Joke….

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    What is a chicken’s favorite type of joke? The human who crossed the road!!!

  • Shhhhhh!

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    Please don’t tell anyone, this is HOT gossip. After all the years of shit, it’s surprising they are still together! Guess who? THE BUTTOCKS!

  • Don’t Feel Bad…

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    Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a really pretty monkey.

  • Alien Attack!

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    You want me to write a joke!?!? The world is being attacked by aliens! AWWWWW! A warning; they have huge, hairy jaws and beady little eyes and long mangy hair and a huge nose and foul breath and and… oops. That’s just you.

  • Golfing Guru

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    Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m a scratch golfer,” the other replied. “Really!” exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a…

  • Amazing Facts 23

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    The smartest dogs are the Jack Russell Terrier and Scottish Border collie. Dumbest: Afgan hound. A rat can go without water longer than a camel can. The fat molecules in goat’s milk are 5 times smaller than those found in cow’s milk. It takes 20 minutes for the stomach to break down as opposed to…

  • Jail Horse

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    What do you call a horse that escaped from jail? A Zebra.

  • Difference Between Guts and Balls

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    Here is the difference between guts and balls. Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to just “be there.” Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on…