Jokes
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Geography Class
in JokesTeacher: What is the axis of the earth? Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Student: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Student: Imaginary…
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Some People are Like…
in JokesSome people are like Slinkies…not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Now How Can I Answer That?
in JokesQ: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in…
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New Condoms By…
in JokesBounty – The Quicker Picker-Upper Chevy Truck – Like A Rock Energizer – It Keepsa Going And Going KFC – Finger Lickin’ Good McDonals – We Love To See You Smile M&M’s – It Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands Nike – Just Do It Pringles – Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop
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Sperm Conversation
in JokesSPERM 1: Are we EVER going to reach the egg? SPERM 2: Stop moaning, we’ve only just passed the tonsils.
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Geography Lesson
in JokesWomen Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with…