Jokes
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Skidiving For the Blind
in JokesA blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with…
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The New Doctor
in JokesA woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax…
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Your Momma So Fat ,big Dirty and Hairy
in JokesYo mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Damn.” Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo mama’ so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama’s so hairy,…
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Blondes At College
in JokesWhat are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? “Would you like fries with that?”
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Gettin’ A Tan
in JokesThis is a true story: A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her wayyy up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall…
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Incredible Skill
in JokesA lady gynecologist, was concerned that she was be being lied to everytime she took her car in to have it worked on. She knew very little about cars, so when she heard the local college was having classes in auto repair, she signed up. She studied very hard and was one of the best…
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The Shot in the Head
in JokesThe Vice President and his best friends were out hunting birds. People in the office knew that the best friend had some dirt on the vice president. When the vice president came back from hunting, the guy that owned the hunting place asked, “Where’s your friend?” The Vice President started to shake and said, “Oh…
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So Then They’d Know
in JokesIt is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln.
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Outhouse
in JokesOle goes out one day to use the outhouse, and he finds Sven there. Sven has his wallet out, and he’s throwing money down into the hole of the outhouse. Ole asks, “Uff da! Sven, watcha doin’ there, fella? You’re throwing the five dollar bill and the ten dollar bill down into the hole of…
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The Blind Man
in JokesHusband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.…
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Sharp Retort
in JokesA young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, “Chanel No. 5, $150…