Jokes
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Micheal Jackson and a PS2
in JokesWhat do Micheal Jackson and a PS2 have in common? They’re both plastic, can be black or white and can be turned on by children.
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The Dilemma
in JokesWhat do you do if you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
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Fresh Fish Sold Here
in JokesA store owner makes a sign to hang in his window. FRESH FISH SOLD HERE A critic walks into the store and asks the owner if he would like his store critiqued. He says yes. “Well, first thing’s the sign,” says the critic. “‘Fresh Fish Sold Here’? Well, where else would you sell ’em?” FRESH…
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I Hit Two…
in JokesA man said to his golfing friend, “I hit two of my best balls yesterday!” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker.”
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Steve’s Mom
in JokesJerry: So you have both a nice mommy and a pretty mommy? Steve: Yup. They’re lesbians.
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The Requirements of This Job
in JokesEmployer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
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Dubya Quotes
in Jokes“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush “Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush “Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun,…