Jokes
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Working Dogs
in JokesThree guys are in an bar sitting around a log fire with their dogs and get to talkin’ about them. First one says, “My dog is called Woodworker. Go Woodworker!” The dog grabs a log from fire and with his teeth and fashions a beautiful figurine. Next one says, “My dog is called Stoneworker. Go…
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Computers and Blonds
in JokesQ: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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Oooooh, No, You Can’t Come In
in JokesA new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear – no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?” The chauffeur, a corporal, says,…
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The End is Near
in JokesA man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground. The first sign says, “The End is Near!!” The man turns to look at the other mans sign and it reads, “Turn back while you still can!” The man then sticks his head out his…
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Miss, May I Kiss You?
in JokesBoy: “Miss, may I kiss you?” Girl: “No.” Boy: “Could you let me embrace your waist with my arms?” Girl: “No.” Boy: “Well, then, may I touch your hands?” Girl: “No.” Boy: “Why do you keep saying ‘No’ all the time?” Girl: “Mom said, when date with a boyfriend for the first time, remember to…
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Little Johny Strikes Again
in JokesLittle Johnny was on a plane when the stranger in the next seat said, “Let’s talk. Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?” The stranger said, “How…
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Just Like Me
in JokesThis is a joke to do to a very gullible person. You start off by telling that person to say “Just like me”, whenever you say something. You then start: “I went to my house” Just like me. “And walked through the door” just like me “and up the stairs” just like me “and then…
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Blond in a Car
in JokesWhy is it good to have a blond in your car? ANSWER: You can park on places for disabled
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Nine Things Dogs Don’t Understand
in Jokes1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn’t jump on your bed when he’s sopping wet. 4. The cats have every right to be in the living room. 5. barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is…
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Doctor Stories: Truth Defeats Fiction
in JokesA man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. ** At…
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The Hat Seller
in JokesA man selling hats went to a jungle for a rest. A monkey came and stole a hat. The man couldn’t catch the monkey. He realized the monkey followed the man’s actions. He threw the hat to the ground. The monkey threw the hat to the ground. He picked up both hats and went away.…