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Jokes

  • Hair

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    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!

  • Hell on Friday

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    One day, John dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he meets the demon. Demon: “Why so sad, my friend?” John: “What do you think? I’m in hell!” Demon: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?” John: “Sure, I love…

  • Little Known Medical Condition Diagnosis

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    Dickiedoo Disease: defined as the expansion of the adominal region of the human male to the point where it eliminates the view of the male’s private part from its possessor. Translated into a more commonly used phrase “His belly sticks out further than his Dickiedoo! Also know as Abdominalius Humongus and in some cases where…

  • Email and Internet

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    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, “You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so…

  • What’s the Charge?

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    A young man worked at an aquarium feading the animals, cleaning the tanks and the like. One day his boss came to him and said, “We have a group of second-graders coming for a field trip in about thirty minutes and the dolphins are getting ‘playful’. The only thing that will make the dolphins behave…

  • When Do I Start My Job?

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    Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself – I’m not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn’t be able to answer the questions and he’d be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.…

  • Nightsitck

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    I didn’t mean to agitate the police officer. Water balloons are good fun, but he had to get all mad. Then he grabbed that metal baton thingy. That’s a lot less fun than a water balloon. I even said “think fast!” He didn’t say that to me when he used the baton on my face.

  • Nicotine

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    Did you hear about the gay guy that put a Nicotine patch on his penis? He’s down to three butts a day!

  • 3 Childish Poems

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    1. During recess time, I like skipping rope. When I skip I shout a rhyme, And jump with all my hope. 2. I didn’t study for the test even though I should’ve. I was playing PS2 and I would’ve, so I copied off of yours, I got them all wrong, so now I sing this…

  • Perfetct Hallowen Costume

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    The Perfect Halloween Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear…

  • Yo Momma So…

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    Yo momma so fat, that when she went on Biggest Loser, she she couldn’t get kicked out when she destroyed the stage.

  • Debt? – or No Debt?

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    Jerry Jones applied to a debt-collecting agency for a job, even though he had no experience. He was very intense, so the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected, he’d get the job. Two hours later, Jerry returned – with the full amount! “Amazing!” said the manager. “How on…