Jokes
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IRISH PRAYER
in JokesMurphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please Lord,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
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Rabbit and the Snake
in JokesA little blind rabbit and a little blind snake met each other in the woods one day and, as neither of them could see what species they were so they decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the rabbit would know what kind of animal he was and the snake…
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Old Schoolers
in JokesSome old school insults for yall… You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket. Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton. Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain. Missing a layer of insulation in your attic. You’re so fat, when you turn around people…
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Ears to Ya
in JokesEver wonder why your ears are where they are? Just think, if they were on your butt, you would have to pull down your pants to hear what I’m saying –REDD FOXX
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Happy Butt
in JokesIt was this little girl’s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name you need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.” So she went to the principal’s office and he…
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The Height Of…
in JokesHeight of Patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls. Height of Innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples. Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.…
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Darth Vader
in JokesQ. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker had for Christmas? A. He felt his presence!
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The Crab and the Ant
in JokesA crab and an ant lost their homes. The crab says to the ant, “I’m going to find us a place to sleep tonight.” They’re walking and the crab sees a naked lady walking towards them. “Hey, ant. You see that lady? We’re going to crawl up to her bush and go to sleep there…