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Jokes

  • Maths Quiz

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    A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem Find X This was her answer i i i 14.6578i i X________ Here it is i i i i i_________ 12.76

  • Written Mistakes

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    This was a Typo from Jack-in-the-Box 1. Come in for our new Chihuahua (Chibatta, Don’t ask.)Sandwich. 2. Newspaper Look ravished (ravishing) for your big day. 3. Church Newsletter Come tonight to see famous missionary Bobby Belch. Come hear Bobby Belch from Africa. 4. Sunday School Lesson: Jesus Walks on Water Tonight’s Lesson: Finding Jesus 5.…

  • Question

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    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?” The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded…

  • George Washington

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    Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose

  • Policemen

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    So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse’s stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of…

  • Math Problems

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    A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English…

  • TASS Communication

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    Today, due to bad health and without regaining consciousness Konstantin Ustinovich Chernenko took up the duties of Secretary General.

  • You Might be a Gamer If…

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    1. You don’t suffer from insomnia… you enjoy every minute of it. 2. Your pupils are dialated 24/7 3.*You don’t have time for a girlfriend and would rather have a talking frog instead. 4. L337 is a common word in your household. 5. The targeting reticle from halo is permanently burned onto your retina… and…

  • Why So Much Homework

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    A kid was at school when his male teacher was passing out alot of homework. The teacher was named bob. Mr. Bob said ”no help from your mom”. The kid named josh ask ”why can’t we have help from are mom ”.Mr.bob replied ” your mom probally be very busy tonight so I will call…

  • Tom Jones Syndrome

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    “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” “It’s Not Unusual.”

  • Western Course

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    A blond was stuck on an island. She could not get off, but there was an interesting structure on the island that intrigued her. It was a building with a small hole running through the bottom of it, and a bit away from it was a small hole, about five inches in diameter. She realized…

  • Differences Between Men and Women

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    NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike,…