Jokes
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To the Source
in JokesThe Indians asked their Chief in autumn, “Chief, is this coming winter going to be mild or cold?” Not really knowing an answer, and knowing it was better to err on the side of caution, the chief replied, “It is uncertain at this time, but we should begin to prepare just in case. Collect wood…
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Fingers
in JokesOnce there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his father. Looking at his dad’s hands, the boy says, “Papa, you do many things with your hands, tell me about your fingers.” “Wella Tony,” Papa said, “You see this first finger? You use this one to point to where ever you want to.…
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Where Is…..
in JokesJacob, a three year old boy, is excited about the birth of his little sister, Olivia. One morning, Jacob’s mom is giving Olivia a bath, when Jacob asks “Mom, where’s her pp?” The mom explains that boys have pp’s and girls don’t. Just to make sure he understands, she brings out a magazine, and points…
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Where’s Your Respect?
in JokesA congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Oahu for a week, all expenses paid. When he enters his hotel room, there’s a nude girl lying on the bed. He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, “Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am extremely…
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Presidential Briefing
in JokesDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a…
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Going On A Date
in Jokes“Emily, I don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?” “Oh, my gosh,” her friend exclaimed. “He’ll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he’ll rip off…