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Jokes

  • Angel

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    Kid says to mom:”The babysitter’s an angel! She was naked in the garden and screamed God I’m coming! Lucky daddy was holding her from behind to keep her here!”

  • Nasty Habits

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    It seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the circus had brought in for Easter and accidentally inhaled a bunch of them. The poor elephant was choking on them and no one could help. Finally the trainer goosed him — and the elephant blew out a whole trunkful of downy…

  • Argue Meant

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    Don’t argue with an idiot. He may be doing the same thing.

  • House of Mirrors

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    Yo momma’s so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

  • “Life of Bud Nelson”

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    Bud Nelson, from New York, flew to Knock Airport in the west of Ireland on business. As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with an assortment of Human Skulls. “What are you doing?” asked the American. “Oh, I’m selling skulls”,…

  • The Future

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    Why do people say “This is the first day of the rest of your life”? Isn’t that true about everyday unless you die that day?

  • Cigarettes and Tampons

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge…

  • Impolite

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    A flaming elf. (imp-alight)

  • Depression

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    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

  • Should Never

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    Fill in the blank: The one who says it cannot be done should never _________ the one who is doing it. Interrupt.

  • Mexican!

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    What does a Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Josbe

  • Extinction Is Distinction

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    Here is a book never written. Extinction is Distinction by Dinah Soar