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  • A Bribe for Your Professor

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    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his…

  • Stew

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    Knock-knock Who’s there? Stew Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!

  • Redneck Letter from Home

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    A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won’t be able to send you…

  • Fool

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    Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • Daytime Television

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    A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. “At night we’re locked in our cells and don’t see any television.” “That’s too bad,” the reporter said, “But I do think it is…

  • Why Should Not a Chicken Cross the Road?

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    Why should not a chicken cross the road? It would be a fowl proceeding.

  • Get Daily Joke By Email

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    First, go to Wocka’s Joke Home Page. There you will see the Daily Joke of the Day. In that box, (in the bottom-right corner) there are 3 links. The bottom link says “Get Daily Jokes Via E-Mail”; that is what you click. Make sure we have your correct email address and press the button: Newsletter…

  • HILL

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? H I L L Downhill!

  • Donuts?

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    Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look, donut seeds!

  • Bunny

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    One day a father and his daughter were driving down the street when the father said, “Look! A bunny. Can you say bunny, bu-nny?” “Bunny!” the daughter replied. They suddenly felt the car go over a bump. Then the girl said, ” Daddy, its not a bunny anymore.” “What is it then?” he asked. The…

  • Look at the Check

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    A guy eats at a restaurant. At the end of the meal, the guy looks at the check: Salads . . . . . . $3 Steak . . . . . . $10 Works . . . . . . .$5 Cola . . . . . . . $2 ———————– Total $20 The…

  • 747 Full of Lawers

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    Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.