Jokes
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Middle Name
in JokesUpon realizing that we both had the same middle name, I told the blond, “Hey we have the same middle name!” She replied, “Really? What’s yours?”
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Take the Dog
in JokesAny time the alarm goes off after-hours at the municipal office where I work, the security company calls me at home and I have to go back and reset it. Late at night I got one of those calls. As I was getting ready to head out the door, my husband groggily said: “You’re not…
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Oh Mom!
in JokesThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would reflect badly on the whole family, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably…
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Snow White
in JokesQ. Why would Snow White be a good judge? A.Because she’s the fairest in the land.
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The Septic System
in JokesWhen I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest…
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Dumb Warning Labels
in JokesOn clothes: do not iron while wearing. On a baby carriage: do not fold while in use.
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Senile
in JokesAn elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved, “I love you,…