Jokes
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“IQ Levels”
in JokesAlbert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next Albert introduces…
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Questions Even Einstien Couldn’t Answer
in JokesIf a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight??? If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts? If love is blind, then why is lingere…
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Icons
in JokesRegistered users can get special icons next to their names that signify certain accomplishments. To learn how points are awarded, please visit our rules page. Icons are awarded as follows: Green Star~~~= User has submitted 5 jokes. Red Star~~~~~= User has submitted 10 jokes. Blue Star~~~~= User has submitted 50 jokes. Glod Star~~~~= User has…
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Funny Tidbits
in JokesIn the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb” ———————————————————————- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word…
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Dreadful Quotes: Cook
in Jokes“I’m a little teapot, short and stout.” “I have whooping cough!” “Where did my bandage go?” “I think I’m going to puke.” “I can compare myself to Rachel Ray! NOT!” “If I mess up one more time, I’m turning this blade on you.” “I summon up my Eighth Amendment Right!” “I wanted to be an…
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April Fool’s I
in JokesOne radio station prank took place on April Fool’s Day. They announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the phone lines that afternoon. They do it, as it seems, by blowing air into the wires in the switching station. The problem is that the dirt comes out of the earpiece…
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Y2K
in JokesTO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.…
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Fancy Rides
in JokesThe Frenchman, the German, and the Israeli were standing around in the cafe in Tel Aviv, comparing their lifestyles. “When I go to work,” said the Frenchman, “I drive my Renault. On weekends I drive my $30,000 Peugeot. And when I travel abroad, I always drive a $50,000 Citroen.” “Bah,”said the German, “I drive a…
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The Hairdresser
in JokesA woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking Continental,” was…